Sunday, November 26, 2006

Link

When Brett came to Japan, he chose a new name.
He thought it'd be fun, just like a Nintendo game.

He called himself Link, to impress all the hoes,
Then went to the store, to buy some new clothes.

Things were different here, there was no doubt at all.
He was tired of being called, skinny and small.

So he started to eat, much much more food,
And others would join him, while he bathed in the nude.

The thing about Link, which most of us know,
He's a little bit off, he's not one with the flow.

So what has Link learned, in all his time here?
How to live on his own, and drink lots of beer.

- Keith

Before Kansai Invasion, I went to Anton's with Keith and Tongxin, and met up with Billy and Vincent there... Tongxin thought it would be fun if we all wrote anonymous letters to each other (written in advance), saying, well, whatever we wanted... her original idea was to have it kinda sentimental, since she was going to be leaving Japan and probably wouldn't see us all together for a long time. And Keith wrote me a poem!

That night (Wednesday) was fun, we played a game kinda like Broken Telephone mixed with pictionary. One person would write a caption, then the next person would draw the picture of it, and hide the caption, next person would write a new caption, cover the picture, and so on...
Conan the Barbarian does indeed protect his Jam Jars.

More on Kansai Invasion to come... including all nighter at JJs, Universal Studios Japan, Party at Anton's, and CJP invasion of the Monkey Park! But I'm a little tired, and still have to write my weekly report for last week, and my resume, and study for Japanese, and make second dinner, and finish cleaning my room, and eventually get to bed.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Trifle Not with Tired Tigers.

We make plans for big times
Get bogged down, distracted
We make plans for good times
All neon, all surface


Mmmm Propaganda comment spam.

I'm happy to report more sanity returning to this planet called Earth. If only slightly. OJ Simpson's book and TV special, "If I Did It", which he writes hypothetically how he would have committed the murders he was tried for, was cancelled. I don't think there's much more to say except phew.

There's also a new guy in my section at work. I came in late to his introduction meeting because nobody told me about it! Yamada-san realized I wasn't there after it had started and came to fetch me ><. But any change is good, maybe he'll know a bit of English or want to learn or something. Or not, which is more likely. But I shall see. His welcoming party is on Dec 1. Bad news and good news from one of my fave bands. The drummer of Bloc Party has a collapsed lung and they had to cancel their US/Canada tour. ><. However, good news for me, I just found out they're gonna be playing in Osaka in March!! I can't wait! On a Tuesday unfortunately, but anyone else interested in going? Now if only Arcade Fire would come...

Gah, when I have a lot to write about in my blog, I have no time to write it, and when I have nothing to write about, I produce an entry a day. Hurray, You're So Vain is playing! :P Anyway, I should have a decent, interesting blog for next week, but unfortunately for the CJPers, so will everyone else haha. Ah well.

You meet a zmobie in the Spooky Forest.
"Need brains," says the zmobie, "not fertilizer. Gaaaaaah."
He gives you some fertilizer.

Monday, November 20, 2006

Life's a Lot More Fun When You're Not Responsible for Your Actions

"You have done well so far, my friend. You have almost earned access to the Shadowy Store in our back room. In order to do this, you must complete another challenge:
"Steal your own pants, without alerting yourself to your presence..."


You sneak up behind yourself and remove your pants before you realize what's going on.

Fun and excitement abounds this weekend, where I went to JJs and Nippombashi, and almost needed a protective cup for Boon Hau's runaway cue ball playing pool.

I have preliminary plans for New Years made, involving me going south to the islands of Kyushu and Shikoku, taking a trip by ferry, 6h of local trains per day, bathing with monkeys in Beppu, and partying in Fukuoka. Should be fun! I can't wait to have a private hotel room with private showers oooo. And yet a big tourist attraction in the area are the onsens... o.O

And 2 weeks till JLPT test... certain failure makes me not too worried, though I should probably consider cramming soon. Unfortunately next weekend involves an invasion of Kansai, so there's 4 days gone ><. But I only need 60% to pass. This means I need to know 48% of the info, then guess on the other 52% to pass. Or if I can eliminate 2 out of 4 answers for the questions I don't know, I only need to know 20% of the info! I have too much time on my hands at work. I should use it to study. I want a Wii. As scheduled in my calendar, I am indeed jealous of my friends' Wii's back home. It's not fair, they're all playing Zelda, as the adventurer Link, and I'm all the way over here in Japan, adventuring as Link... Hey, wait a minute! I think I got the better deal! If only work were more of an adventure... "You cannot pass me:
Pudgy caucasian ninja,
I will stop you cold"

Face turns green like Spring,
fat ninja doubles over.
Bye, procreation.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

The Only Skills I Have the Patience to Learn are Those that Have No Real Application in Life

"You come to a point in the forest where three paths diverge.

The left branch looks pretty normal -- the trees surrounding it are healthy, the path is well-lit, and furry woodland creatures scamper along it, just waiting to get eaten by some larger but equally furry predator.

The trees around the middle branch look as though they've been burned, the earth is scorched (though not by tiny robotic tanks, you're guessing,) and you catch the occasional glimpse of flashing lights from the distant recesses of the path.

The third branch is dark. Really dark. Really, really dark, come to think of it. You can't see anything at all past the entrance.

All of the paths look equally well-traveled, so you're not gonna be able to rely on poetry for advice in this case."

No good news to discuss today, just sitting around planning my trip for New Years. I have 5 cities I'll need to build igloos in. I hope there's enough snow.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

True Friends are Hard to Come By...I Need More Money.

"In the Sleazy Back Alley, you are attacked by a big creepy spider. He promises not to kill you, but you're not sure you believe him."

What? Another post already? Yeah, they'll be frequent for the next few weeks, I'm apparently going to be overly bored at work. And blogging also benefits the poor bored readers of my blog. (Boon-hau I had donuts for breakfast.) In a second attempt to discard the infinite supply of boredom, I have decided to continue my quest, as a Disco Bandit, to free King Ralph, who has been imprismed in a prism by the Naughty Sorceress. Knob Goblins, fear my moxie!!!

Ahem, I'm talking about the online game, Kingdom of Loathing. By turning pictures off in IE, the game is quite inconspicuous at work, yet still makes me laugh. I'm considering chronicling my adventures on my blog, as I did today. Unfortunately my level 9 Seal Clubber was deleted from the server, so I'm startin from scratch.

New developments in the World of Hyrule? Not many. I have a cold. And nothing to do at work. That makes for long days. I shall probably skip the gym tonight unfortunately.

One good event yesterday, my friend Hugh from Calgary came to visit me! Well, he's doing a tour of Asia, and was in the Kyoto area. So I got to meet him for dinner, we went to the isakaya near Kyoto Station with the owner who likes Anton. It was great to see a familiar face! Too bad he wasn't here on a weekend, but it was still nice. I'd like to be here on holiday, I'm a little jealous of him.

Fun and excitement approaches this coming weekend. I see myself... well... sleeping in! I can think of nothing better! No other plans yet, but maybe everything will change. Unfortunately the power goes out in my dorm on Saturday afternoon, so no bathroom, no heat, no nothing! I better go do something that afternoon.

I shall also attempt to make up a haiku every post, to entertain and/or annoy my readers. Today's is a classic, written by me of course:

My mom told me "No!"
"Don't stick beans inside your ears!"
But I didn't hear...

And a Limerick, not written by me, but I think it's awesome anyway.

A vampire, ancient and mean
Tries to polish you to a high sheen
But you, being tougher
Slay the vampire buffer
A pun on which no one's too keen.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

If Mom and Dad Cared About Me at All, They'd Buy Me Some Infra-Red Nighttime Vision Goggles

Now I know this is a very stressful season ahead. I mean, there's only 42 days left until Christmas, and I know every one of you is frantically searching for the perfect gift to get me!

I don't blame you for being worried. Choosing the perfect gift could make a world of difference! But I've come to offer you a hand. I've found an excellent candidate for the "perfect gift". But unfortunately I only need (and will only accept) a few of these, so you better hurry and get me one before everyone else does!

Intelligent Clothing

This shirt plays guitar. Air guitar to be exact. If you play air guitar while wearing this shirt, it will actually play what you're trying to play. One arm chooses the chord you wanna play, and the other arm plays it!

The shirt has electronic sensors woven into the fabric, and the movements you make are sent to a nearby computer which analyzes and plays em for you. You can jump around, play it over your head, whatever you want!

The shirt is white, however, and is subject to stains, which is why I'm willing to accept more than one. But after shirt number 5 comes in the mail, you better find another idea for the perfect present for yours truly.

That is all.

Er, wait... that is just the beginning! I have to write aboot ATR President and Dr Fish!

On Saturday I went with Anton and Rie to Anton's company's president's BBQ. Since I'm trying to keep this short, I'll only write the important points.

The President had to come fetch us when we got lost in his neighbourhood.

He wore a dirty straw hat and rubber boots.

There was basically a jungle in his backyard.

That's pretty much it, we had fried steak, and fried veggies, and BBQ banana. Some of Anton's other coworkers were there too, so we talked to them. And Anton and I went exploring/photographing.

Sunday involved a trip to Spa World, feeding Dr. Fish, and getting a wedgie.

Spa World - A resort dedicated to what most North Americans would see as an act of personal hygiene. There's 2 main bathing floors, one with an Asian theme, one with a Europe theme, one per gender and they switch every month. And there's a dozen rooms with different baths, showers, saunas, etc.

The Asian theme had rooms for Egypt, Japan, Persia, India, etc... Some baths were freezing cold, others super hot, some with jets in them, some outside, and all are full of naked Japanese men.

Interesting points: One sauna had a bowl of salt in the middle, you are supposed to take some salt and rub it all over your body. I don't get it. There's also a decent water park (swim trunks required) on the top floor with two decent water slides. We were nearly out of time so we didn't go on, and the water slides are an extra 300Y per ride anyway.

"Look! A fishy has chosen me as her perch. She's so beautiful. There's another one, and another. It's a whole flock. They like me. They're nuzzling my flesh with their noses. Now they're... they're... Aaaaaaaah!"

There is also a part of Spa World dedicated to Dr. Fish. Dr. Fish involves taking off your socks, rolling up your pants, and sticking your feet in a pool of fish-filled water. Then the fish come and nibble at your skin, eating away all the dirt/germs/dead skin. My feet musta been very dirty, they really liked me! I wonder if my feet smelled fishy after... pictures on my webalbum.

We attempted to find a gaijin hangout near Tennoji called Tin's Hall, famous for its hamburgers apparently, and after 20 min of walking we did manage to locate it. Oddly enough we found one of Anton's coworkers on his cell outside the place... small world. Then we found out there was a charity party, which meant 1000Y cover, and we were a little short on cash. So we went to Denny's.

As for the wedgie part... well, for the first time in probably 7 years, I have outgrown my jeans. It was a very proud and painful day. So yesterday I checked the scale at the gym, which put me at 129 pounds! That's 12 pounds up since I arrived in Japan! And there was much rejoicing.

1 hour till lunch. 5.25 hours of work left today. 28.5 hours of work left this week. /sigh. Thank goodness next week is a 3 day week.

Friday, November 10, 2006

Let's Agree to Respect Each Others' Views, No Matter How Wrong Yours May Be

"End? No, the journey doesn't end here. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass...
"... And then you see it. White shores... and beyond. A far green country, under a swift sunrise."
"Well, that isn't so bad."
"No... no it isn't."
- Tolkien

My little rant for today... I found out my work schedule for next year. It turns out that my New Year's holiday stretches from Dec 29 to January 4. This is all well and good, although I still need to plan what to do (besides construct my igloo)... However...

I will never understand Japanese business. The holiday ends on the 4th, a Thursday, then we have to work on the Friday AND Saturday, then we get the Sunday AND Monday off. So they could have given us a nine day vacation and made us work Sunday... aah well.

In addition, I haven't had much to do this week. My boss has barely been around, and the assignments I'm working on require the work of other people first. Which means I've been following the election, coding AI for my robotank, and learning about cacti.

I went to the Fire Festival at Fushimi-Inari on Wednesday night. We missed the fire ritual at 2pm, but there was one part that started at 6. Unfortunately, big dud, there's no way to describe it except incredibly boring. Then we heard shouting/chanting nearby, decided to check it out, it had to be more exciting than what we were watching. Only once we started looking for it, we couldn't hear it anymore, aarrgh. So we left and got all you can eat yakiniku.

PS3 comes out tomorrow apparently! I should go check out the lineups tonight, see how crazy they are! The price of it seems a bit excessive for me (though I guess I could sell it... for millions of yen!), and besides, I don't want one till FFXIII comes out! I have my priorities! And I'm kinda a geek... ><

And Dems victorious... barely... in the US. As Dan Rather would say, the race was "As ugly as a hog lagoon after a bachelor party." Now we'll see if any changes are made, but Rumsfeld gone is probably a good start. The most important news story of the day, which was on the front page of MSNBC... Why not to insert a firecracker into your rectum and light it. It's a worse idea than designing a bra that can be transformed into a shopping bag. Aah, the news is so entertaining at work. And people wonder why I don't drink...

Beware, the French-Chinese are trying to take over Hawaii. That is all.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Live and Don't Learn, That's Us

Well, I'm not sure why I'm writing another blog, other than because Clem told me to. He is apparently bored. However, he didn't give me a topic to write about, so I told him I'd write about cacti.

Soo... cacti: They live in the desert. They have spikes.

Actually, to be fair, cacti are a lot more interesting than just that... for example, they are extremely well suited for their environment, living in areas that most other plants could not survive in. Wikipedia also writes about how the prickly pear was introduced in Australia to be used as an agricultural fence, but spread out of control and has since rendered 40,000 sq. km. of farmland unusable. This isn't the case in South America, where a native moth's larvae feeds on the pear, controlling its population. But when the same moth was accidently introduced north of where it's usually found, it caused havoc to the local vegetation.

Why am I writing this? Mostly because I told Clem I would, the topic of cacti was chosen randomly by myself. But also because it shows how cool life and the ecosystem is. It's so balanced that even a small change (like a moth) can cause big consequences. This is a rather literal example of the butterfly effect ><. Or as despair.com puts it, "When the winds of change blow hard enough, the most trivial of things can become deadly projectiles." I was telling Byron the other day, for those that don't know, despair.com actually has trademarked the frownie... :-(. See, I would have just broke copyright law, but I have purchased a supply of Frownies from the despair.com store. This is true, look it up. It's finally November 7, at least here. And I'm sure you all know what that means. In less than 24 hours (make that 24 days) we'll find out the results of one very important election. Either way, with the Diebold voting machines and new voting rules and restrictions, the vote and likely recount(s) could get mighty messy.

I receive my first visitor from Canada next week, my friend is doing a long tour of Southeast Asia. Unfortunately he's gonna be in Kyoto during the work week, but hopefully I'll still get to see him.

JLPT is coming up soon, 26 days. Hard to find time to study still, and last minute panic hasn't sunk in. But it doesn't really matter how I do, I took the test to motivate me to study, and it has, so victory is mine. However, I got a reasonable shot of passing. Keith and I know our Kanji quite well, and I know a fair bit of vocab and grammar. And I only need 60% to pass.

Work's a bit boring, killing time by developing AI for a programming game. As well as looking for good companies to apply for summer internships to. Anyone have any suggestions for either of these?

Well... back to studying!

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Even If Lives DID Hang in the Balance, It Would Depend on Whose They Were!

Last weekend I went to Rie’s (Anton’s Friend) University, the Osaka University for the Arts, for the school’s festival. And I know what you’re thinking… ("A festival run by Fine Arts Students?! Uh oh!") and you’d be correct. So after a 2 hour journey we arrive at the festival in time to get harassed by food vendors!

Oh, I should mention "we" being myself, Anton, and Rie of course, but also Boon-hau, Philo (one of Anton’s coworkers) and her parents.

Actually, half the festival seemed to be made up of food vendors. Everything from hot dogs to yakisoba to bubble tea, and more. Other vendors too, selling used clothes/cds, some selling items that they had crafted themselves.

It was rather interesting, many of the students were dressed up. Besides the numerous male students dressed as schoolgirls or in Chinese style dresses, there was a girl with eggs on her head, an cardboard samurai, a guy dressed up in a chicken costume meant for a 6 year old, and Darth Vader advertising donuts.

The first show we saw was the martial arts performance. They started off with a little skit about guys possessed by evil magical pantyhose they wore on their heads, and the good guys had to use their karate skillz to exorcise the stockings. Then each group performed a routine, some involving demonstrations of throws, or breaking boards (two good ones), and one that appeared to be dancing with sticks.

Next we went to a taiko drum/dance performance which was outdoors on the main stage. They were both very good. All the guy performers had multicolored hair, and some had facepaint, which is expected for arts students. At the very last move of the dancing, the guy at the front in the very center of the stage split his pants, quite visibly, right down the middle! Talent… you couldn’t have planned that better. Then our bad karma earned by laughing at/with the guy resulted in us being dragged onstage (not just us, lots of people) to dance with them ><. Of our group, only Boon-hau showed any signs of coordination. It was amusing.

Next were some ninja-themed stage performances. They probably would have been more entertaining if I had been able to understand the plot, but what kenya do? Besides learn Japanese of course (I’m workin on it!!!)

Wow, that bird’s a good fisherman! The cormorant I’m watching just caught a 4 inch long fish and is trying to force it down it’s throat without dropping it… Mine! Mine!
I’m sitting next to the river downtown writing this, it’s a very nice spot for just hanging out. But maybe for not much longer, it’s getting rather cool.

Didn’t do much this weekend, went to the gym all three days, studied, played vid games with a friend back home, and started writing my resume and cover letters, yay! Gotta start applying for summer jobs soon.

In other news, peanut butter has been acquired. This is good news.

There’s also a girl that lives a few houses down from my dorm (no, this story is not going where you think it is…). She’s about 8 years old and she has her own unicycle! I see her practicing on my way back from the grocery store occasionally… I don’t think I could ever ride one of those, too many directions to fall in.

Officially half done my internship now. I’ve been here 161 days! And 5 months, or 146 days to go till I’m back in Canada. I hear planning is underway on my welcome home party, there’s gonna be ducks, clowns and balloon animals! I can’t wait!

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Your Simian Countenance Suggests a Heritage Unusually Rich in Species Diversity

Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine,
Oh, gossamer web of wond'rous design!
Such beauty and grace wild nature produces...
Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug's juices!
- Sir Calvin


Well, just a short little blog today methinks, to inform you all of yet another incident involving my powers of attracting older men.

Having nothing to do, I went to the gym all by me onesies, savvy? The first incident occurred while I was doing flys on the bench... sitting up and resting on the bench between the 2nd and 3rd set, an older guy with gray hair sits down on the other end of the bench and starts doing arm curls! How rude! According to Dave, some Japanese people treat foreigners as if they don't exist. Not the funnest experience, but what kenya do?

Moving on to legs, I start my leg press sets and a different older gray haired man goes on the leg press machine next to me. After I finish, I move onto leg extensions, and a few seconds later, the same guy is beside me on the chest press machine. Once I finish, I move back to the benches, and a minute or two later, guess who's on the bench beside me... that's right, I'm being stalked by old men in the gym. Should I be flattered? Or running?

In other news. I am still without peanut butter. This is important. Peanut butter is good.

I have also been the first one to claim the landmark 1000th post on the CJP forum. Boon-hau claims that by deleting one of his posts and reposting means he gets the achievement. I think this should be construed as cheating, and should not be tolerated.

Anyway, there'll be a longer post up in a day or 2. It has to do with how fine arts students are crazy everywhere, and should be quite entertaining of a blog. For a sneak peak, check out my webalbum at http://picasaweb.google.com/keidan.link.

Long weekend ahoy, 2 hours to go! Mmm 3 days to sleep in and do whatever I want!

Awwwk! Wind in 'is sails!

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Homicidal Psycho Jungle Monkeys!!!

Been waiting to use that title ever since I found out there was a monkey park!

Once again I'm late on the blog, my sincerest apologies. Busy busy, what with studying, weekend activities, going to the gym...

Week and a half ago I went to the World Dental Show in Yokohama. The trip by shinkansen was of course covered by the company, which is by far the best way to travel. The show was interesting/gross. I got to see the different products my company and its competitors make, which was good. There's some fancy dental equipment that my dentist sure doesn't have. Panoramic X-rays machines that create a 3-D image on the computer, some very hi tech dental chairs, very cool stuff. One display showed off their product using Asimo! Which was neato! Of course some displays were a little gross, with videos of some very invasive dental operations... mmm... Having no place to stay in Tokyo, I just headed home afterwards...

That week Tuesday, I went with Dave to the Arashiyama Monkey Park! Monkeys! The monkeys aren't caged, they can go wherever they want! At the top you can go inside the house/cage and buy bananas/apples/peanuts and feed the monkeys from inside.

The park was excellent, but I hear it's even better in the fall (it's not fall here yet) when the leaves change... good thing I plan to go back with the CJP gang!

After the monkey park we went downtown, Dave showed me some cool stores I had overlooked... clothing stores, foreign food stores, anime stores, you know... stores! This of course means that I found peanut butter. This is good for two reasons. It tastes good. It's very fattening. In fact, since I bought the peanut butter, I've gained another 2 pounds! Coincidence? Probably, since the PB container's only 350g, but it helped.

This weekend I went down to Wakayama again for some JJs and wakeboarding action! The Wakayama JJs has basketball and soccer on the roof, unfortunately it's pretty run down, one hoop was torn off, the other is bent. Also played some vid games and pool. On Saturday me and Keith went with two girls from his work wakeboarding... in the river... in October. My history on boarding... never skateboarded, never snowboarded, and have no balance! And wakeboarding I went last summer, managed to get up my first time, and fell over promptly 2 seconds later. But this time I managed to get up and stay up for a while. No tricks though... but that can come later. Keith was really good! Jumps, turns, etc... showoff! Pictures of monkeys and wakeboarding on my webalbum.

That brings the total water sports count to 7! Wakeboarding, surfing, windsurfing, kayaking, scuba diving, skimboarding, and snorkeling! That's more activities than the nine years I spent in Calgary... too bad we didn't go rafting here too.

If heaven and hell decide that they both are satisfied...
Illuminate the "No"s on their vacancy signs
If there's no one beside you when your soul embarks
I will follow you into the dark...


On the weekend I had a strange dream... it was the apocalypse and everyone died and heaven got full... so everyone got sent to hell! Which of course meant big lineups and crowding down there... The weird thing was that it was in the style of the Simpsons, it was as if a Treehouse of Horror episode was being broadcast to my head while I was asleep. If this ever becomes a real Simpsons episode, let this be evidence that I am indeed psychic.

Edit: South Park Already Did It
Since it's been years and years since I've seen the South Park movie, I forgot that Kenny gets rejected from Heaven since the population has reached maximum (1500 souls)... However there was no apocalypse, or rioting in hell, so it could still happen.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Well, I Couldn't Figure Out this Subtraction Problem, So I put "Atlanta, Georgia"

What? Another blog? Yeah, been researching some random things online today, andI feel it is my duty to share these facts and bits of advice with you.

Interesting Fact:
Young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees.

Advice:
You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while.
- Douglas Adams

Advice 2:
Capital Letters are always the best way of dealing with things you didn't have a good answer to.

Something to Think About:
Anything that happens happens.
Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen causes something else to happen.
And anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again.
Although not necessarily in chronological order.

Why Calgary is Better Than Edmonton:
Smarter Criminals

Next time I'll teach you the difference between a blizzard and a lizard... stay tuned.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Scientific Progress goes "Boink"?

If it can be broke, then it can be fixed.
If it can be fused, then it can be split.
It's all under control...

First, I should thank those who read my last blog and left me comments. I didn't think anyone would read the blog, let alone like it, so it made me very happy to see all the comments on there.

Over the past 4 months I've noticed something weird in Japan. I'll call it the Doppelganger Effect. Basically, some people in Japan that I've seen, or met, or even work with look (and act) very similar to people i knew back in Canada. One OL here, I keep thinking of her by the name of my friend's sister, who she looks exactly like. I'm always concerned I'll call her by the wrong name by accident. And one person I met looked like an Asian version of a friend in Calgary, and even had the same first name o.O.

If it was one or two people I could understand, but I can think of at least 6 occurrences... does anyone else get this effect or am I weird/hallucinating?

I wonder if the duplicates have ethicators with built-in moral compromise spectral release phantasmatron:
"Strictly speaking, I'm not Calvin. I'm the physical manifestation of Calvin's good side."
"If that were true, you'd be a lot smaller."

In other news... wow, guess I'm over a week behind in blogging... so I'll keep it short... Last weekend I did nothing on Friday. It was nice. On Saturday I went to a picnic in Nara with Anton and his friends/co-workers. It was nice. We ate food, played soccer/frisbee, talked, had fun. I impressed Anton with my artistic ability by drawing him a sign to protect him from bugs while he was napping. The picture is on my webalbum, along with other pictures from the past two weeks.

Anton and his friend Rie came along with me to JJs, where we met up with Boon-hau, Keith, and Byron. JJs is a wonderful place. At 105-en every 15 minutes ($4/hr) you have unlimited access to the video games, bowling, billiards, karaoke, basketball, ping pong, and lots more. That night most of our time was spent at karaoke, but we also played on a big blow up, cylinder shaped tube, that we'd run over each other with. Poor Keith forgot to remove any personal items before riding in the tube, and died. Oops, I mean, his camera broke ><. Which was unfortunate.

If it can be lost, then it can be won.
If it can be touched, then it can be turned.
All you need is time...

Headed towards Boon-Hau's place, where we were staying for the night, and stopped at a family restaurant along the way. Uneventful, cept when the forces of karma kicked Byron in the butt... Self serve drinks, so while we all ordered water, Byron got a glass of pop without paying for it, and promptly spilt it on his white shirt ><.

Sunday we woke up early to... rainy weather! On Ninja Day! Gah. 2 hour trip to Iga-Ueno, then an hour wait for the train to Uenoshi. We actually got there early, before the transfer train left. However, we were too busy taking pictures of the lovely pink train that we didn't realize it was the train we needed to be on. So we watched it leave the station without us. Haha.

Ninja village was interesting, we saw a ninja house, with all the trap doors and secret passages, and a museum showcasing various tools and clothes the ninja used. The highlight was the Ninja Show, where they performed stunts and demonstrations of the ninja weapons onstage. Afterwards you could pay to try your hand at throwing shuriken at a target too.

Following this was a long period of souvenir shopping, followed by the costume museum, which was interesting, but a little small and not very exciting. Ninja village was good to see, but maybe a bit too touristy. On the way home we stopped at a Brazillian restaurant... which was odd, because all the menus were in Portugese, and even the waiter didn't know what each item was. We needed the waiter to translate the menu into Japanese for us haha. Very interesting.

A sense of purpose and a sense of skill.
A sense of function but a disregard.
We will not be the first...

An exciting workweek, where I worked on another side project which resulted in a pretty, multicolored excel file that took me all week to make. Link's soldering skill increases by +0.5! Link's soldering skill reaches level 2.

The long weekend involved Byron's 2 month late welcoming party, but even though the party was for Byron, I had to give a short speech anyways, in Japanese, because nobody there knew me. Dave was tired cause I gave him Dead Like Me (Awesome tv show) to watch and he stayed up most of the night working through it.

On Saturday I went to Danjiri Matsuri in Kishiwada, with Keith, Tongxin, Rie, Jen, and some of Keith's coworkers. It was very cool, they have floats like at Gion Matsuri, only people ride on top of them, and then they are pulled as fast as possible around sharp corners. There have been a few deaths caused by this festival in the past, but thanks to my amazing agility and balance (and the fact that I was far back from the action) I survived. There were quite a few people out to see the events, it was rather busy. Went back to JJs after, and met up with Tyson and Boon-hau. Tyson is tall. This makes him good at 3v3 basketball. His team won. Grrr...

You said you were going to conquer new frontiers.
Go stick your bloody head in the jaws of the beast.

Keith and I attempted to go surfing on Saturday, expecting big waves since it was so windy. No go... the smallest waves we had ever seen there... so we went back, and took the bus to the windsurfing beach instead, rented 2 boards and wetsuits. Only, because the wind was so strong and the water so choppy, it was much more difficult this time. Not to mention the water was freezing... we didn't stay too long.

It makes me sad to admit it, but summertime is gone, and it may be years beforeI have the opportunity to surf again...

Spent the rest of Saturday studying Kanji with Keith, with a few breaks to watch Fullmetal Alchemist, which is an awesome anime. Or rather, I spent Saturday watching FMA with a few breaks to study Kanji.

Now it's already Wednesday, and more plans for the weekend than I can keep track of (or fit in)... everything from clubbing to stalking to poker to dental expo to Kobe steak eating... shouldbe fun no matter what I do.

By the way, Alfred followed me home...

We promised the world we'd tame it...
What were we hoping for?
We will not be the last...
- Kele Okereke ("Pioneers" - Bloc Party)

Saturday, September 30, 2006

Always New Depths

Summertime has come and gone, all used up with wishful thinking
Get sussed up, get cynical, in this world there are no second chances
Crawling round on all fours, curl yourself into a circle
I will tear myself apart, if you promise to paint me
As a work of art...
- Kele Okereke

A lot of the other CJP members have been doing some reflecting on their Japan and university experience, asking themselves a few questions… "Why am I here?" and "Is this what/where I’m supposed to be?" So I figured I would give it a shot at answering the questions for myself…

So first off, why Japan?
My interest in Japan probably started around junior high school. I remember studying Japan in my social studies class, with Mr. Abrams, who, besides being insane, was a very good teacher. He went on stress leave for a few months at one point, but that seemed to be normal in my school. My science teacher actually had a bottle of hard liquor in her desk, and the substitute that replaced her when she went on stress leave was driven crazy by the students himself. ("That was my favorite shell!!! /cries")

But besides all that, I actually really enjoyed learning about Japan, the history and culture. It was so much more interesting than all the months we spent learning about Canadian history, because Japan is much older and is so much cooler. Canada is young and kinda boring.
Around the same time I read a book that really got me interested in Japan. Oddly enough the book was a humor book, "Dave Barry Does Japan" (I’ve mentioned/quoted it before), basically describing the culture of Japan from a typical western perspective. And while the book made me laugh a lot, and made me want to go to Japan just to see some of the funny stuff, I also really related about what the author said about the people. How even if they couldn’t speak English, they would try to help you as best they could; how people would welcome you into their stores and actually want your business; how people would show kindness and respect to each other at all times; and how silence can be golden, and it’s ok to sit in quiet.

That last part was very important to me… not only was I very shy in junior high, but grade 7 was my first year in Calgary. I had no close friends, and I was stuck in the one class that had all the loudest, rowdiest kids in my grade. So learning about Japan and reading Dave Barry’s book really made me want to go there.

My interest in Japan steadily grew, first from the great company of Squaresoft, then from all the other cool technology I read about from all the hi-tech Japanese companies. I considered Japan to be cool, with its history of samurai and ninja, its current culture with the crazy teenagers, bright lights, and high tech gizmos in Tokyo, and the calm, peaceful setting and rich culture of Kyoto. And I knew it would be a place I would travel to lots once I was able to.
So that’s why I chose Japan, but is only part of the reason why I came here. Did I find what I was looking for here? Well, I’ll discuss that a little later.

I guess the second question people are asking is whether they should have gone into engineering in the first place.
When I was in high school I knew I was going to university, but I really didn’t know what I wanted to take. I was good in math and science, took the AP classes. I still don’t know why I took bio, I hated bio, but the people in the class made it so much fun. But in university, what could I go into? Business? Heck no, I couldn’t sell, manage, or market anything. Med school? Never liked bio, and hated the dissections especially. Science or math? It was my original choice, but I couldn’t picture myself stuck in a lab for 50 years. So by default, I went into engineering. It combined math and science with some design and creativity, I figured it would be perfect for me.

What do I think now? To be honest, some parts of university scared me off of the field. Design class in first year was supposed to prepare us for what being an engineer would be like. This was scary because we were given very dumb projects, with very dumb group members (The only good group I had was for the dumbest of the projects… speed skating crash mats). For our Engineers Without Borders assignment, we had to design a waste management system for an extremely poor region in Africa, and my group members came up with the idea of indoor plumbing. The second semester project of building a speed skating robot was done completely by myself, with only one of the other three group members showing up for only one very short meeting. Was real engineering going to be like this? I hope not… I figure if you manage to get through all four years, you should at least have some knowledge and motivation, but it’s something I won’t know till I’m there.

The other thing that I found out is that eventually engineers shift from the design and building part of things to management. I know many people are looking forward to this aspect, but it scares me actually. I’m not a manager or a leader, and doubt I ever will be. I hate telling people what to do or how to do it. But there’s hope I guess, I do have choices… Woz was founder of a major computer company (Apple) and he still stays behind the scenes, and does the more hands-on, design work, and is one of the most important people in that company.

So was engineering the right choice? Besides these concerns, engineering seems to have been the best choice for me. It’ll get me a good job when I graduate, it’s interesting, and it combines all the things I enjoy. Besides the bad professors (probably the majority), I quite like most of the material I’m studying. And not only was it a good choice for me, but I think I made a difference to other people too. I helped many of my fellow engineers out with homework and studying in my first year especially. And also, would I be here now, living by myself in a country halfway around the world, if I didn’t go into engineering? Unlikely…

Hopefully my concerns about the engineering field will be dealt with once I graduate, and so I won’t worry about that until the time comes.

And now the question, why am I here?
This one’s difficult. I’m sure all you CJP’ers get the same question I do, "Why did you come to Japan?" all the time. And it’s difficult because the real reason I came to Japan is never the reason I say I did.

I’ll start by explaining how I got here… At the end of my second year at university, while looking up the internship program on my school’s website, I saw a tiny link at the bottom of one page about some sort of Co-op Japan Program. I couldn’t believe it… wow, a chance to go to Japan for my internship!? I knew at the start of third year I’d have to look into it, but didn’t seriously think I could ever get a job.

I met with the co-op coordinators in September of my third year to discuss the program. I was the first one to show interest. He told me I’d have to go through the UBC to get all the information and apply and everything, but he would hold a meeting with a past CJP student to describe the program. An email was sent out to the other engg students, and about 20 showed up to the meeting. It was quite informative, but most of it I had known about from my own research. At the end of the meeting, only 3-4 people said they were seriously interested. I was surprised actually… a once in a lifetime opportunity like this and so few wanting to go?

So I did most of the work myself, applications, signing up for night classes in Japanese (brutal in the middle of winter in Calgary… staying at school till 9pm and then goin home in the freezing cold). I think I was the only one from my school to apply. Many of my friends were quite surprised, they thought it was just an idea, that I wouldn’t really go through with it. I still wasn’t very optimistic about getting a job, I figured competition must be very fierce.

When I got the phone call from Jenny at the UBC in December I was in shock… I was actually going to go to Japan for my internship!

"I always had an interest in Japan, and the culture is fascinating. In Canada we don’t have the history and culture that Japan has. I thought it would be really neat living and working here" is along the lines of what I say to people when they ask why I came to Japan, and the reasons I say it are twofold. Number one, obviously, is as a compliment to their country, but number two is that it’s hard to explain the real reason why I’m here. Not that the reason above is untrue, it’s very true. It’s a good reason that I came to Japan. But it’s not THE reason.

Then there’s the fact that it’s good for my future. "Any internship is great experience. Useful for finding a job in the future, and great hands on experience, and it gives a chance to relate what you learn in school to the real world. And then having international work experience as well as a foreign language looks even better on a resume. When I get out of school I should have no trouble finding a job, especially in Calgary." Once again, a reason, but not THE reason.

The reason I came to Japan was a little more selfish. I came to Japan for me, for self-discovery and self-improvement. I wanted to experience new things and challenge myself in ways I haven’t before.

Back in Calgary, before I came to Japan, I was a very shy guy (more than now). Not able to talk to strangers at all, and even around my friends, in a group, I’d sit in the back, listening more than talking. I was a picky eater, not liking to try new things, not really liking to eat at all, cept for my sugar cravings while playing poker. As a result, I was (and am) quite thin, and my friends would always bug me about how young I looked. Looking young, thin, shy, geeky, the smart guy, doesn’t do a lot for your self esteem.

I’ve never been very good at making or keeping friends either. I keep in touch with one person from my elementary school now, and two people from junior high, but even in Calgary talking with them was mostly through MSN. My current friends in Calgary I’ve only known since grade 11. But just before I left Calgary, most of my friends were dating, and the ones who weren’t were partying in Europe. So there weren’t many reasons to stay, and lots of reasons to go to Japan. I was hoping that my adventure would open my eyes a bit, and it certainly has.

So how has Japan affected me? Well I have a lot more independence than I did back home. In Calgary I didn’t even live in my parent’s basement, I lived on the main level. >< Now I live by myself, and have learned to cook and clean (kinda), but also follow my own rules, sleeping, goin to work, payin the bills, etc.

Public nudity scared the crap outta me back home. And what better way to adjust than to be forced right into it hours after stepping off the plane.

My confidence has improved… the fact that I am by myself, halfway round the world from where I’ve been all my life, in a country I’ve never been to, where I can’t speak the language, will do that to you. I’ve joined the gym, and with my own cooking I’ve gained 8 pounds since I’ve been here. I have new friends to think I’m crazy. I’ve impressed myself with my ability to try new foods, such as cow stomach and horse sashimi. Public nudity and communal baths don’t even phase me anymore.

Probably the biggest example of my confidence is right here… I’m actually writing my real thoughts and posting them on the internet. I rarely open up to anybody, most people only see my outer, crazy side. So maybe this post will let you know a little more about me.

Though there’s still more I’d like to work on, I’ve changed and grown a lot by being here.
Did I find what I was looking for here, culture wise? Well, maybe it’s too early to tell…
The one thing that is still extremely difficult is talking to strangers. Starting a conversation with someone I don’t know still terrifies me, but that may be due to the language barrier too. Hopefully I will improve my Japanese and be able to talk to people more easily.

Because of this language barrier too, it’s hard to experience life in Japan. I tend to be more of an observer than a participant, like I am in groups back home. I get to see the culture of Japan, but it’s difficult for me to get involved, to see what people are like. Once again, maybe when my Japanese improves…

As for the "Stages of Adjustment" that people are supposed to go through when they arrive in Japan, I never went through the typical stages: "Excitement, confusion, frustration, depression, homesickness, and acceptance" (thanks Boon Hau). I remember I had one stage on the airplane, fear and doubt… what would the people at the company be like? What would the dorm be like? Will I be able to eat the food? Will I have to talk all in Japanese? Are my language skills good enough?

And then I went right into acceptance. Having a random stranger on the train invite you to a public bath will do that to you. Not that I haven’t been confused (trust me, I have), frustrated, depressed, and homesick, I have, but just for a short time period, maybe a couple hours of homesickness every once in a while, not in a stage. I was rather prepared for the Japanese culture. I had read a lot of travel guides and culture guides about Japan before coming here, I knew pretty much what to expect. Maybe I read too much? I’m sure a lot of stuff would have been more shocking and funny (like the onsen cleaning ladies or the greasers in Yoyogi) if I hadn’t been expecting them.

I guess the final question would be "What now?"
Well, I have plenty to do while I’m in Japan. I gotta learn language first so that there’s no excuse not to get involved in Japanese culture. I gotta keep going to the gym, and gaining weight, and getting my confidence up. I gotta make friends with more Japanese people and maybe talk to some random strangers myself.

Once I get back to Canada, the main thing is to find myself a summer job. Maybe, since I can’t do a traditional interview anyway, I’ll start looking for jobs outside of Calgary and have a fun exciting summer. Then it’s back to school for fourth year. After that, I really don’t know what I’ll get into. And I’m not really concerned about that. There’s so many choices out there, I’m sure I’ll find the one that’s right for me.

* In 25 posts this is my first "serious" one. Sorry if you didn’t find it as entertaining, but please let me know what you think – leave me a comment.

Friday, September 29, 2006

In the Battle Between You and the World, Bet On the World

Wow, so many people blogging while they're supposed to be working... so i will too!

I have a new pet. He (or she) doesn't have a name yet. It's about a centimeter long, has 8 legs, and is yellow and black. It has been hanging around my desk for over a week, sometimes resting on my keyboard, sometimes jumping onto the wall and crawling around. It's quite talented, being able to jump a good 6 inches, and its fangs look rather sharp. I'm not exactly sure what to do with him yet. I don't want to put him down, he appears rather healthy and well, and so the ethics of that may be questionable. And I can't really take him outside and release him into the wild without looking partly psychotic to my fellow coworkers. So for now he is my pet, and I like him a lot. I think I shall name him Alfred, since Mr. Molina's characters have had multiple bad experiences dealing with large arachnids.

I shall name him Alfred, and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Alfred.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

MY Words Speak Louder Than Actions!

After the internet café and another trip to the sento, we went for lunch at Lotteria Burger. Interesting to note is that inside the restaurant was a sign saying "Please use the rest room". Also interesting to note was the lack of restroom in the restaurant.

We went to Yoyogi Park next. On Sundays, Yoyogi plays host to Japanese… er, I’d say indie but that’d be an insult to indie music… bands of all different genres. One band, LooVee, looked as if they belonged on American Bandstand back in the 50’s. Matching red costumes, lots of brass, 2 girl singers and a male lead. At one point, the lead singer removed one of the guitarist’s pants, which was very nice of him. I guess that doesn’t happen on Bandstand too often.

Another band was very punk. The guitarist was pantless to begin with, making things easier, and the lead "singer" enjoyed shouting while writhing in pain apparently on the sidewalk. There were two somewhat decent bands though, and my favorite was a single guy jammin’ on the drums alone while waitin for his band members to show up.

Me, Keith and Mark played some hacky sack in the park while listening to a band play the same 5-second beat on the African drums, over and over, for half an hour. Boon Hau, Tyson, and Byron were exploring the park, and when we met up with them, they had joined a ukulele troupe. They even tought me how to play (I sucked) and gave us drinks, it was quite fun.
Next we went to Harajuku. I won’t try to describe it, because the pics here speak for themselves.

For the last part of our trip we met up with Clem and Neil and went to a Maid Café in Akihabara. Basically at this café, the waitresses are dressed up in maid costumes. Not revealing costumes or anything, quite covered up actually. For a fee you can do stuff with the maids.

No, not that kinda stuff… For 800-en you can play a PS2 fighting game against the maid, and you get your picture with the maid "if" you win. Or you can order a song or dance (500-en) which a maid will perform on the stage.

When not playing with the maid, the screen on stage keeps repeating a minute long video of a maid making coffee, then washing the cup, then making coffee, then washing the cup…

At the center table were some hardcore otaku. I will rely on the power of the human imagination and only state a few facts:
They were dressed up as anime characters.
The anime characters were female.
They had magic wands, hand puppets, and anime porn on their cell phones.
They sang and danced (and had all routines memorized) along with the maids.
This appears to be rather common for maid cafes (at least in Akihabara).

We left after one drink (600-en), and went to get food. After a quick meal and a game of DDR and House of the Dead 4, we headed back to Tokyo Station. Tyson bought what were apparently "Fried Dolls" as omiyage… which brought back haunting images from the previous day.

The journey back on the night bus was almost as fun as the journey there, but it was nice to go home and sleep after. In all, very fun trip, the Kansai Invasion was a success, thanks to Keith for his planning work.

This weekend (Sept 22-24) I met up with Anton at Kyoto Station to retrieve my pants (I left my pants at Anton’s when he had Jen’s welcoming party… because somebody spilt alcohol all over them), and to watch a high school dance performance at the station. Rather busy, and rather impressive actually, it was cool to see. Each school had a group of performers and a different dance, maybe I’ll be able to get some pictures off of Anton later and put em up on my webalbum.

Then it was off to Wakayama, where I met up with Keith, Boon-Hau and Tongxin. We stayed up till 4:30 playing cards, slapping each other, and eating excessive amounts of junk food, then on Saturday we went skimboarding <-- Video Link! I also had a sumo fight against Boon Hau on the beach (I lost of course) and we practiced our nunchaku skills, and frisbee skills, and swimming skills (you know! Skills!). We attempted a group study session for the JLPT test, then headed home.

Ja…

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

That Which Does Not Kill Me Postpones the Inevitable

The hardest part isn’t finding what we need to be
It’s being content with who we are.
Stay who you are…
- Kris Roe (The Ataris)


Well, been a while since I blogged, and so much to say, and so little time to say it. If my blog runs too long and you get bored, well, that’s your own fault, cause this blog is pure awesomeness!!!

Primary Objective: Kansai Invasion of Tokyo

Mission Status: Complete!

Yep, that’s right, most of the Kansai gang, specifically myself, Keith, Tyson, Boon-Hau, and Byron, went down to Tokyo to see SUUUMOOO!!! Woohoo!!!

As you can gather, it was a good time (for the most part).

Mission Details:

On Friday night we took the night bus to Tokyo. This is not the best way to get to Tokyo. The best way to get to Tokyo is to already be there. If that fails, airplane would be a good (but expensive way to go), then Shinkansen, then maybe local trains during the day, then the second last choice would be night bus. Teleportation would be the worst way to go, since it is slightly hazardous:

"I teleported home one night
With Ron and Sid and Meg.
Ron stole Maggie’s heart away
And I got Sidney’s leg."


Flying (not in an airplane) would be a good choice too, which is done by, of course, throwing yourself to the ground and missing. Of course, this takes a lot of practice, and tends to hurt if you fail to miss the ground.

Night bus is pretty brutal. It’s about a 10 hour trip, with limited leg room, squishy cramped seats, and stops every couple hours. For the first while, Keith and Boon-Hau studied kanji, Tyson read Hemingway aloud to us, ("’Good luck old man’. ‘Good luck’ said the old man"), boy that man could write nasty run on sentences and even run on paragraphs. I was reading a Ray Bradbury book, very interesting book, managed to finish it too. Which means after I finish Catcher in the Rye, I’ll have only 4 more books to read. Better save some money for a trip to the bookstore. I’ve been reading a lot more since I got here, a lot of classic books (1984), as well as some weirder books (The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul), all of them have been very interesting so far. Educational too.

Back on topic, got to Tokyo station at some super early hour in the morning, like 7:30. Went straight to the Sumo Arena to buy tickets, about 20 bucks for seats in the very back row. But better than spending a couple hundred on front row seats. Then we headed to O-Daiba, an island connected by bridge to Tokyo.

In O-Daiba we went to Sega Joypolis, which is half arcade, half ride simulations, half actual rides. Which adds up to 1.5x Fun! Well, that extra half is actually fear and creepiness… we went into the House of the Living Dolls…

Basically we walk through a completely dark hallway, and get to a room with a female mannequin at the head of the table. All five of us sit down around the table, put on the headphones, and the room goes pitch black. Then we hear (in Japanese) the story of an old woman who wants to revive her dead granddaughter by using hair, and eyes, and a heart from the Kansai crew members. With all the gory sound effects that the gouging of eyes and heart removal would create. Needless to say, when the granddaughter is revived she turns out to be evil, and goes crazy removing even more organs, and eventually a spirit tells us to pray to a doll on the table, and the demon is killed, and somehow we’re still alive, and the lights turn back on, and there’s bloody handprints all over the table. It was actually very creepy, the sound effects were done very well. I scared the pants off of Tyson by poking him in the dark haha. Sorry man.

Because the rides were not designed for too many people, and lasted a long time, lineups became excessive, 20-40 min so we decided to leave, and headed for the Toyota Showroom.

Lots of cool stuff there, some futuristic vehicles, cars that could navigate themselves along a roadway, and a robot that could play the trumpet! Stayed there for a while, taking pictures and seeing the displays, then we headed back to the Sumo Arena.

Sumo was quite interesting. Basically, before every bout there’s a long ritual, involving facing each other, stomping your legs, throwing salt, wiping yourself with the towel in the corner, repeat a few times, then try to push your opponent out of the ring. The actual fight only lasts a few seconds normally. Sometimes it takes a bit longer when the wrestlers are even matched, in which case they may try to swing or throw their opponent out of the ring.

To make things a little more interesting, we placed small bets on each of the matches, choosing a wrestler basically at random, depending on how big they were and the color of their thong. Cause it’s hard to bet on a wrestler with a pink thong. We ended up staying for about 3 hours total, got some good pictures, some of us got a little sleep, and some of us forfeiting a couple bucks due to his wrestlers constantly losing, grrr!

Not having a hotel or anything the night before, we stopped at a sento (public bath) after sumo to clean ourselves up. Not much I care to describe really, basically a standard sento. They had free toothbrushes that have toothpaste inside the bristles, which was handy. Oh yeah, there were cameras in the change rooms o.O. And probably the weirdest, there were women (employees) wandering around the all male baths, with all the guys in their birthday suits. I was prepared for this but it’s still very weird. They also allowed people to drink beer in the baths.

We met up with Clement, Neil, Leon, and Leon’s friend Mark, and went for dinner at a kaiten (conveyor belt) sushi place in Shinjuku, then got harassed by people on the way back to the station trying to get us to go to various strip clubs/hostess bars. One guy, Charles told us that he’d give us a special deal, since it was his birthday. He even had "proof" it was his birthday, he had a picture of his birthday cake on his phone! He must have been telling the truth!

Headed to Roppongi, with Gaspanic #1 being our first stop. I should probably mention to the people that don’t know, nightclubs aren’t really my thing. That’s probably because I’m not much of a drinker. Nightclubs sober are pretty brutal.

"There isn’t any night club in the world you can sit in for a long time unless you can at least buy some liquor and get drunk. Or unless you’re with some girl that really knocks you out." – Holden Caulfield

Gaspanic #1 was very crowded, and too many guys compared to girls. I got tired of it pretty quickly, and went to MacD’s for a break and to get some food, till the others called me to tell me they got bored of that club too. So I met with them and we decided to find a better club.

The first club we try, none other than Gaspanic #2! Which was much worse than the first one. We stayed maybe 15 minutes. So we continued exploring. Nearly every club has a guy outside (usually a black guy), trying to convince you to go into their club. Some will even follow you down the street. Japanese women will try to get you to go into the massage places too, and will chase you down the street. It’s a very weird place.

We tried sending in scouts to see if a particular club was good or not. This wasn’t an effective method, because the scouts wouldn’t come back out and we’d all have to go in and fetch them. The music in the clubs was mixed, one club had the Macarena playing, but mostly hip hop music. I heard only a few good songs the whole night, Santana and Fatboy Slim. One club in particular was quite creepy. We went down there because the guy outside offered us free shots, but all got creeped out one by one and snuck out before the guy could see us leave. Byron and Tyson stayed for the shots, which they thought were non-alcoholic, of course :P.

In the end (being 4am) we gave up looking for a good club, went to MacD’s for an hour till the trains started running, then us Kansai crew and Mark went to an internet café to get a few hours’ sleep.

So to recap, awake since Friday morning, 3 hours (bad) sleep on a night bus Friday night, and 4 hours (bad) sleep in an internet café on Saturday night, and a long but exciting day ahead of us… but an entertaining trip so far!

Gotta study now, part 2 in Tokyo 2: Kansai Invasion should be up soon.

Friday, September 08, 2006

This One's Tricky... You Have to Use Imaginary Numbers, Like Eleventeen.

When I counted up my demons
Saw there was one for every day
With the good ones on my shoulder
I drove the other ones away

So if you ever feel neglected
If you think that all is lost
I'll be countin up my demons
Singin everything's not lost


Where to begin…

Well, it’s been two whole weeks since my last blog. The most important thing to note is that today marks my 100th day in Japan! Huzzah! Go me!

I’ll keep this short since there’s not a lot to cover. Two weekends ago I went up to Wakayama on the Friday night, then me and Keith went surfing! The weather was great this time, very sunny, but the waves were a little weak. But I did a lot better, could stand up on the board a lot easier this time. I’m really hoping that the weather stays warm so I can go again, but with plans this weekend and SUUUUMMMOOOO next weekend, it may be a few weeks before I even have time to go again…

Last weekend I did something quite cool (and similar)… Tongxin and I went down on the Friday night to Wakayama (déjà vu? Maybe yes). Stayed up late with Keith and one of Keith’s coworkers, playing cards and Tongxin demonstrating magic tricks, and going to eat ramen at 3:30 in the morning. The next day we went down to Marine City to the beach. We rented 2 windsurfing boards!

Windsurfing is quite fun, I wasn’t very good. It’s difficult to get up, since you have to balance on the board while pulling the sail up. And unfortunately it wasn’t too windy again, so we didn’t go too fast, but it was still good. Spent time playing Frisbee and stuff too.

Pictures of Wakayama on my webalbum: http://picasaweb.google.com/keidan.link

Joined the gym nearby, it’s a fortune, 89 bucks a month. But may be worth it. They also have martial arts classes, I’m considering joining. I know some people will be laughing at me: “Haha, Link, buff? Yeah right!”. And others may think “Aww, Brett, that’s so cute ^^”; Either way I can’t win…

Work’s going quite well this week. I’m doing PCB design work, on quite a big complicated project, and I’ve never done PCB design before. I believe you are supposed to have some practice in this field before attempting any serious projects, but what can you do? Not to mention the program is in Japanese, so pressing buttons often yields (bad and good) surprises. I keep having to restart, cause it turns out very messy, but it’s good practice. Also, I have no project requirements. In Japan, they give you vague details, you do the project, then they tell you what they want and you start all over again. Least that’s what I gather from my company.

My manager also wanted me to check over my calculations on an electrical circuit today, since the numbers were a little weird… so I had to explain to him, using trigonometry and complex (imaginary) numbers, why the calculations were the way they were. It was a bit difficult and a bit awkward, but I think he understood in the end (but I really have no idea what anyone thinks over here).

Went with Dave to a nearby restaurant (where he knows the owners) and had some okonomiyaki while we chatted with the people there. They were really nice but they thought I was both quiet (no way! Someone thinks Link is quiet?!?)… like a cat apparently, and that I looked younger than 21… (no way! Someone thinks Link looks young?!?)… cause I didn’t get enough of that back in Calgary ><.

Other random happenings in my life:

Been reading a lot, just finished Nineteen Eighty Four, which was very interesting. Now I’m into a book about a horse in a college bathroom, an Electric Monk (in case you don’t have enough time to believe in things yourself, you can buy an Electric Monk to do your believing for you), and a mysterious couch that got itself stuck in a staircase. It’s a very good book.

Also been watching Fullmetal Alchemist, which is one of the best anime series I have seen. Quite handy with my level of Japanese, since I can catch more words and learn new ones, and practice my listening comprehension.

Speaking of Japanese level, I’ve decided to take the Japanese Language Proficiency Test… the main reason to take the test… just to give me more motivation to study and improve my language. Some days after work all you wanna do is chill out and watch TV. And a certificate proving your language ability never hurt anyone either.

Gotta go to bed now, Friday approaches soon…

Friday, August 25, 2006

When You Hear Hoofbeats, Just Go Ahead and Think Horses, Not Zebras

Turning... Away from the light
Becoming... Adult
Turning... Into my soul...

Byron messaged me over Gtalk at work yesterday afternoon, saying one of the guys he met last weekend had invited him out that night. Apparently he had met a group of Japanese guys and girls at the Hub (Brit Pub) last week playing pool and had given them his email. After asking what we were gonna do, Byron replies with “He mentioned something about karaoke”.

Byron wasn’t sure whether the Japanese guy was bringing friends or not, and kinda wanted me to come along; I figured it would make a good blog story at the very least. Byron could also not remember which member of the group this guy was, so we really didn’t know what to expect.

So we met the guy outside the Hub. He’s my age, 21, rather thin, wearing tight low rider designer jeans and a fancy shirt, gold watch, earring and ring. Byron introduces me and we head off to the nearest karaoke place.

The karaoke place made me sad. It’s very new and fancy, probably a dozen floors high, each with little rooms that you karaoke in. Our room had a booth which seats 4 or a squishy 6, a tv and sound system, a phone for ordering food or drinks, and most importantly, a tambourine. What made me sad was I’m pretty sure this was the karaoke joint was the one that replaced Maruzen, one of the best bookstores in Kyoto. There’s enough karaoke places, don’t get rid of the best foreign book collection in the city!

We rented a room – sorry, I just figured out that every time my co-worker puts someone on hold his phone plays “My Grandfather’s Clock” – and Byron’s friend orders us all a gin and tonic.

“It is a curious fact, and one to which no one knows quite how much importance to attach, that something like 85% of all known worlds in the Galaxy, be they primitive or highly advanced, have invented a drink called jynnan tonnyx, or gee-N'N-T'N-ix, or gin and tonic, or any one of a thousand or more variations on the same phonetic theme. The drinks themselves are not the same, and vary between the Sivolvian "chinanto/mnigs" which is ordinary water server at slightly above room temperature, and the Gagrakackan "tzjin-anthony-ks" which kills cows at a hundred paces; and in fact the one common factor between all of them, beyond the fact that the names sound the same, is that they were all invented and named before the worlds concerned made contact with any other worlds.”

So the singing begins. The Japanese guy opens up with a song by the KinKi Kids (KinKi is another term for Kansai I believe, and Kansai is the region of Japan that I live in). He’s not too bad of a singer either. Byron then opened up with Sweet Home Alabama. I opened up with telling Byron I won’t sing till he does Eminem.

In the end I was a major part of the singing of 5 songs. Oh, they had weird music choices… multiple songs for The Music and Bloc Party, and no songs for way bigger artists. Maybe they have good taste and really like the Brit rock ^^. Anyway, the songs I sang:
Eminem – Lose Yourself
Beatles – Hey Jude
U2 – One
Bloc Party. – Banquet
And finally, Byron’s friend puts on the Aladdin song “A Whole New World” and gives me the second microphone, so I do a duet with him, taking the part of Jasmine ><. Least I was a good sport about it.

The only other english song he sang was Enrique Iglesias – “Escape”, one of the few songs that I really can’t stand. I was forced to listen to it hundreds of times within a span of 2 weeks and quickly became sick of it. Luckily my weeks of intense accordion music strenghtened my ability to withstand song torture.

After karaoke we went to the Hub for drinks. They have good fish and chips, I could eat (and have eaten) multiple plates in a row. Oh, side note, I’ve gained another 3 pounds this month, meaning I’ve gained 7 pounds in the 3 months I’ve been here. That’s a big deal for a lil guy like me.

We talk for a bit about various things (does any CJP person know how you’d say various colors in Japanese? Is it iroiroiro?) such as Canada and Japan, school, work, and music. Along with asking if we have girlfriends (and him saying that he doesn’t), he asks an odd question about… er… “relative proportions” between white guys and Japanese guys. Using colorful language too. Dunno if this is normal for Japan or not, Az’s (English teacher in Japan) junior high school students were overly curious too. It could just be Japanese culture, I’m sure many of you have seen pictures of the crazy Japanese youth with their weird cool clothes and hair.

We say farewell at the train station and go home, with another interesting adventure for the record books.

Monday, August 21, 2006

The Problem With the French is that They Don’t Have a Word for Entrepreneur

I must have been distracted when I left my home because
Left or right I'm sure I went. (I wonder which it was!)
Anyway, I never veered: I walked in that direction
Utterly absorbed, it seems, in quiet introspection.


Quick summary of the week before Obon. Byron arrived August 3rd, and I went for dinner with him and his boss and coworker. We went to quite a nice restaurant nearby, where we had big slabs of beef sashimi. Omoshiroi, yes, ooishi, maybe no. (Interesting, but not tasty). I spent most of the weekend with Byron, explaining rules and showing him around. I tok him to all you can eat yakiniku on Friday, I ate more than him except for the cow stomach, which is gross. Also had pig cheek, which is very fatty. Saturday we explored Kyoto Station, downtown, and Toji Temple, then we traveled to Osaka, met Tongxin, Mark, and 2 girls (one foreigner) that we met at the train station.

Fireworks!!! They were amazing! Some of the best I’ve seen, and lasted long too, nearly an hour. The place was incredibly busy, with people nearly as far as you could see (though it was dark so…). Took about 45 minutes to walk a distance of 100m to the train station o.O.
Work was decent that week. I actually made some real progress improving George’s code, it works a lot nicer now. I think I’ll have a work related section later on in this post (Turns out no, maybe next post) , so… onto Okinawa!

Okinawa was awesome! There, got that outta the way. I put some of the best pictures on the bottom of this post, and there’s more at http://picasaweb.google.com/keidan.link I also uploaded about 100 more pictures recently and organized them all into nice neat piles. Some of the pictures have been on my blog before, but a lot of new ones too. Check em out, and leave comments if you want. Also, thanks everyone for the excellent comments on my blog. Some were maybe a bit subtle, but they all made me laugh, which is a good thing.

Ok, onto Okinawa (attempt 2!) To start, I told you deer were creepy! Almost as creepy as the miniature ponies that would give wagon rides during Stampede outside where I worked the past 3 summers. Thanks a lot Stacie for reminding me!

So yeah, Last Friday, the night before our flight, I met up with Keith for Nara’s candle festival. We got take-out food (with extra rice ><) and ate it near the pond near the deer park. After finishing we went to look for the main candle area. Apparently there is supposed to be a whole field of candles, like in the pictures, but we only found small paths of candles (which were quickly being extinguished and removed). Anton told us after that we didn’t go far enough, the main area was closer to Todaiji. Aah, well.

But yeah, I had a run in with a deer. I was carrying a plastic bag with the remains of the take out food when a deer sneak attacked me from behind! He ripped open the bag, spilling rice and garbage everywhere, and everyone laughed at me, and I laughed at me hardest. Told you they were creepy.

We went to Anton’s after, since our flight was semi-early the next day and we figured it would make most sense to travel to the airport together. So we spent a few hours talking, and me and Keith and a very involved game of War, in which after half an hour we were still quite even. I won after stealing all the cards when Keith wasn't looking.

Woke up the next day, and after having breakfast at the usual place, we took a 2 hour train ride to Kobe airport. Kobe seemed like a nice place judging by the limited view we had from the train, and the airport was very modern and new and clean. The flight to Okinawa was great, first class. Lots of legroom and big armrests. A cool thing about Japanese airlines is they have cameras in the front of the plane, so you can watch during takeoffs and landings. On the return flight there was of course, a Pokemon episode playing on the TVs, followed by a 20 minute instructional video on exercises you can do on the plane. How handy…

If Your Shoulders Aren’t Red by the End of the Day, You Ought to Seriously Re-examine Your Life

Being grown up isn’t half as fun as growing up
These are the best days of our lives.
The only thing that matters
Is just following your heart
And eventually you’ll finally get it right.

Ok, finally, onto Okinawa (attempt 3!) I guess this would be a good place to describe what/where/how Okinawa is… which brings us to tonight’s WØRD:

Okinawa


Okinawa is a tiny little island chain off the southern edge of Japan [It’s only 1000km long].

It’s pretty tropical, with palm trees and coral reefs [with sea urchins with foot long spikes!].

There’s a large American presence there, which is important! Bringing freedom to Japan!!! [Yes, exactly what they’re doing…].

The US was in control of Okinawa until 1972, but still has a large military force there, just in case the Japanese get outta hand! [Hmm… more likely that the Americans will].

But get this! Okinawa just loooooves to make contradictions! Native Okinawans have the longest life expectancy in the world, with men living on average 90.1 years, and women living 93.2 [Key Words: Native Okinawans]

And yet the island is having a big problem with obesity! A report just published today shows that the percentage of overweight men in okinawa has risen 5% in the past 6 years to 29%, and in Naha, the capital, 45.4% of men in their 40s and 50s are obese! How could this be? [Hmm… It couldn’t be the Americans with their A&W, or the excessive consumption of alcohol, could it?!]

And how can there be such beautiful beaches and water with such dangerous jellyfish [I shall name him Squishy and he shall be mine...] and sea urchins and scorpionfish in the water?! [Must be mother nature telling us to stay the heck out... what an environmentalist She is!].

Okinawa is kinda like ghetto Hawaii [in all ways but price]. It's got the beautiful beaches sure [but not enough of them], but a lot of the buildings and roads are old and decrepit, and who wants to live next to an army base? [Once again, probably not the Japanese].

And at the same time, it reminds me of a ghetto Las Vegas! Pachinko parlours, hotels with miniaturized historical landmarks [Pyramids, Arc de Triumphe, etc] outside. Light up Palm Trees! How tacky! [Gambling's not even legal!]

And I don’t know how to end this in a humorous way [Link = not smrt enough], so that’s tonight’s WØRD.

That was fun! I love using excessive brackets as it is, I should write in that style more often… in fact, I could make my own recurring segments in my blog. First there could be "Old Man in Japan", and "Brett vs the Bugs" (both self explanatory), then something to do with the daily poem/song that’s already in my blog. If anyone has any other suggestions, leave a comment, I’ll give you credit if I use it (and even if I don’t if it’s a bad enough idea).

So we arrived late afternoon on Saturday, took about 40-45 minutes to get to our hotel. Quite a nice hotel, got a balcony, 2 beds and a pull-out, a TV, fridge, and safe. The hotel had a few restaurants and a lounge and a spa. Keith and Anton wanted massages, but by the time they were ready for one, they were no longer ready… I don’t want to think how painful a massage would be with sunburns like ours. There was also a pool in the hotel, which we went to the first night, which was fun. The restaurant wasn’t that great for dinner. I got steak, which was good, but the veggies that came with weren’t that great (or warm) and the fries were very very soggy. We tried looking for a nightclub or something afterwards, but only found karaoke and hostess bars. Instead we went to play pool for a bit, then headed back to the hotel.

Mmm… buffet breakfast. We went every day, they had pancakes, we got laughed at. Everyone else took one or 2, we’d take 4-5 and go back for seconds or thirds. Other interesting things on the menu… the soggy soggy french fries, and Spam (which was bad even for Spam, according to Keith). But the pancakes and pineapple made up for it.

That day we went to the beach and were a little disappointed. Because of jellyfish, the total swimming area was not a lot bigger than a large swimming pool. And the water wasn’t clear at all. And Keith stole my sandals. So we rented ocean kayaks for an hour and had fun paddling in the clearer nicer water. A storm was coming in, so they were clearing the water, which was when we left.

Went to another beach, kinda run by a family or maybe the homes nearby. We rented some snorkels and went in the water. Some very very cool things in there, sea urchins with foot long spikes, and others with half inch spikes, plus schools of fish zipping past us as we swam. Went for dinner at a local restaurant, and I used the tried and true method of pointing randomly at an Okinawan specialty. Turned out not too too bad, it was a dish of three kinds of fish in a spinach salad. Not really my thing, but least I could eat it.

Second full day was scuba day!!! We met the shuttle in the lobby at 8am, took a half hour shuttle ride to the dock, then filled out forms and got on the boat. About 5 crew, maybe 10 guests on the boat. The boat ride was probably around an hour and a half. We got to sit at the front, which bounced up and down quite a bit with the waves. It was fun, and the view was amazing!

The scuba diving was great! A bit short, only lasted a half hour. The water was maybe 20 feet deep, but you could see the bottom from the boat, so clear! Us three went down with two guides, saw cool coral, schools of tropical fish, and most importantly, Nemo in his anemone!!! Sooo cool. Spend another few hours snorkeling and swimming, Anton was diving from the top of the boat. Swam to the beach and Keith and Anton were nice enough to bury me in sand so I could barely get out. They deserve to be poked. A picture’s worth a thousand words, so instead of trying to describe how beautiful it was, check out my web album.

On the way back we were in the front of the boat again, no shade either… so by the end we were all very sunburnt. Even as I type this I am shedding excessively. I've been peeling nastily since friday, and haven't stopped yet. My entire arms, face, hands, back, shoulders, neck, and feet have peeled. Half my lower back to go, and my legs just started peeling tonight. Gross.

Commander Coriander Salamander and ‘er Singlehander Bellylander

The last full day, Tuesday, was tourist day! We spent the day at the main tourist street in Okinawa. Along with omiyage, I bought a nice sharktooth necklace for myself, Anton got a super cool (and informative) T-shirt, and Keith bought snake alcohol, crazy guy. We stopped for ice cream, and Anton got a goya (bitter melon) float, which was one of the worst things I have ever tasted. I’d rather eat cow stomach, and you can quote me!

We had yakiniku for dinner, then around ten we went to a nightclub nearby, called Re-Green (odd, yes). When we entered, there were a whole three visible customers besides us. Yet the music (oh, the music! Mostly 80s and early 90s, like George Michael and stuff. The most recent song we heard was a remix of Men in Black… if only I couldn’t remember ><. And that movie came out in 97) and the smoke machine were both going full blast. We stayed around for 2 reasons: 1) We paid 15 bucks to get in, and 2) The staff said the place gets busy after midnight.

Now you’re all probably in suspense about whether the staff were honest or not. Stress and nervous tension are now serious social problems in all parts of the world, and it is in order that this situation should not in any way be exacerbated that the following facts will now be revealed in advance:

They were lying.
I (unfortunately) did not drink.
The girl I danced with showed me her scar.

In order that some sense of mystery should still be preserved, no revelation will yet be made concerning the location of the scar.

Thanks Mr Douglas Adams… so yeah, the music was really bad, but for 15 bucks, you could get unlimited pop, rum and cokes, or screwdrivers. I sure got my money’s worth, ordering one whole coke. And the screwdrivers apparently sucked, as they were made with orange drink, not orange juice. People slowly started trickling in, one guy was sure getting his funk on (solo), dancing pretty crazily, in the dark, by himself. Later a group of guys came in, and were dancing awfully weirdly and close together, causing us to question which orientation the club caters to. Not to mention both (as in there were only two) girls on the dance floor were dancing together and/or with the wall. And of course the music…

So maximum attendance that night… maybe just over a dozen people… We went on the dance floor for a bit, there were the two wall dancer girls, and another girl as well. The new girl started dancing with me and Keith, and she took us (separately) over to the bar to show us a large, maybe 2 inch scar, on her foot, then brought us back to the dance floor. "Time to go now" we said… So we left, trying to decide where to go.

There was another club across the street that looked shadier than Re-Green, and a nicer one down the street, but it charged $25 for cover, and it was already nearing 2am… so back to the hotel.

Not much left to write about… went home the next morning, and met two girls that stayed at the same hotel as us at the airport. We invited them for lunch, which was quite nice, got to practice Japanese a bit. I didn’t say much, but I could understand the entire conversation, so… Maybe I’m better at Japanese than I think, I just gotta get the courage to actually try speaking… but I’m even more shy trying to speak Japanese than I am trying to speak english back home.

So all in all, Okinawa was great. The scuba diving was the highlight of course, but everything else was either totally cool dudes, or overly interesting. Too overly maybe... Thanks to Keith for all the planning, and thanks to Anton to slapping me on the back when I had a sunburn!

Nothing else really happened since… work was kinda boring again, today I was given my next task with absolutely no information on how to go about it, no requirements, nothing… it’s the weirdest thing. So I’ll ask him tomorrow if he’s around.

Sounds like I missed a lot last weekend. The CJP crew climbed Fuji-san. I hear mixed reviews, Fuji-Q Highland was really good but long lineups, the climb was cold and difficult and the sunset may or may not have been worth it. I had work on Saturday, and was a bit low on funds after Okinawa, so I decided to skip out. And back home in Calgary, I missed a cabin party. You shoulda waited till April when I got back! Who else would stay sober and remind you of all the stupid stuff you did?! Who’s gonna tell you that yes, blood does indeed stain carpet?! /sigh.

And yes, another round of... Brett vs the Bugs!!! Last week I had an infestation of a different sort... cockroaches. I was sitting at my computer at about one at night when I feel something crawling on my leg... mmmm... so after panicking and shaking it off, it scurried away! After searching frantically for a whole 15 minutes, I found it under my desk. Taking decisive action I barricaded it in with books, then checked on the internet how long it can survive without food or water... "Needs water daily", Perfect! After coming back from Okinawa, I look under my desk to see if he's alive... and he's not there... where did he go? Is he dead? Maybe he's planning his next attack even as i type thAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Monday, August 07, 2006

That’s More Fun Than Exploding a Potato in the Microwave!

My mom once said she loved me
Just the way I am
So I wonder what would happen
If I became a clam
If her son was gray and grimy
Slippery and slimy
An oversized hors d’oeuvre
Would mom still have the nerve?


I’m once again one week late on my blog. Bleh. It’s hard to find time to write when there’s so much to do. Like watch fireworks. Or prepare my "speech" for the meeting tomorrow (which I still have to do). Or eat junk food. But it’s good to write my blog too, lets me remember what has happened so far, gives me something to look back on. And my fans await… whoever still reads this.

Hmm, last weekend was my big adventure to Tokyo! As many of my adventures, it was completely unplanned except for where I was gonna stay. I packed my bags on Wednesday, went to Kyoto Station, bought my ticket, and was on the Shinkansen (bullet train) less than 10 minutes later.

Shinkansen is very fast. It is a distance of 500 km, and takes about 2h 15 minutes… which gives an average speed of 220km/h, and a max speed of nearly 300km/h. Unfortunately, since I bought my ticket 10 minutes before the train departed… I got the middle seat, so I couldn’t see anything outside ><.

Got to Tokyo Station mid afternoon. I was going to stay with Jeff, but he works a bit late, so I decided to explore a bit. Tokyo’s pretty crazy. It’s a lot busier than Kyoto of course, and people don’t seem as polite. And very strict escalator rules, which annoys people that come to Kyoto. Met with Jeff that night, it was very nice of him to let me stay. He has a cool place, with his own shower! Was quite fun too, I even did his Crossfit workout with him one morning.

I went to all the most famous neighbourhoods (multiple times), was very interesting. I went to Harajuku first which is where all the young hip japanese kids go. Unfortunately, not really knowing where I was going, I walked all the way around the neighbourhood before finding out where it was. Very hip place, lots of weird stores selling even weirder clothes. I saw two (separate) elderly ladies (I’m talking 70+ here) with bright purple hair. I went to Yoyogi Park too. On Sundays apparently live bands all get together and play in the park. In other words, I must must go back to Tokyo and stay on a Sunday. On the day I went, it was quite dead, just a few tourists wandering around. But quite a nice park for being in the middle of Tokyo.

Shibuya was very cool, I believe it is the busiest pedestrian intersection in the world. Kinda like Times Square in New York. There’s people everywhere, tons of shops selling more flamboyant clothing, electronics, food, etc. There’s pictures on my web album. Crazy busy, almost as bad as Gion Matsuri. Especially cool at night! 3 huge screens playing music vids/advertising. A famous dog statue. And lights everywhere!

Other areas like Shinjuku were also cool. More busyness and shopping and stuff, but didn’t really explore much. I went to Akihabara with… what? Word has Akihabara in it’s spellchecker database!?! What is this crazy talk?!?!… with Clement, talk about neon lights! Electronics stores everywhere, of all different sizes. Some huge chain stores, with entire floors of cameras, and other stores that are, well… garages, transformed into warehouses of (probably stolen) merchandise, not shady at all...

On Saturday afternoon I ran into Clement and Neil in Akihabara again, but not where we expected to meet. Then where I had expected to meet them we ran into Billy, unexpectedly. Along with Lynn and a friend of one of the Kanto crew. The plan was to go and see the fireworks, I decided to go along, at least for a little while.

The crowd! Oh boy, billions of people came out to watch the fireworks. You may think I’m exaggerating, in which case you may be right, but that’s not the point. It was insane, tarps and blankets lined up all the way along the river, apparently some tarps had been placed there a week earlier to save a spot for the fireworks. It’s an obstacle course just to get through everyone sitting down waiting. The Kanto crew was all meeting there, including Duncan and Leon and friends of friends of the Kanto crew. There was Korean, Chinese, Japanese and English being spoken.

Unfortunately, I didn’t have a place to stay that night, since Jeff was on an airplane to Boston at that point, so I decided to Shinkansen it back home rather than spend the night lost and alone. Little did I know that everyone else would miss their train too, and karaoke all night long, which woulda been fun too.

So thoughts on Tokyo… busy mostly. I think it would have been a lot more fun if I wasn’t exploring alone, but unfortunately, I was the only one to have a company holiday, all the Kanto people had to work still. I had fun anyway, very neat to see. I definitely want to go back and spend more time with the Kanto crew, and most importantly, see the hep cats getting funky in unison down in Harajuku. Next time…

Next post should be up by Thursday, covering this week and last, since next week in Obon and I’m goin away to Okinawa, hurray!!! But that’ll be a whole other story…