Link

When Brett came to Japan, he chose a new name.
He thought it'd be fun, just like a Nintendo game.

He called himself Link, to impress all the hoes,
Then went to the store, to buy some new clothes.

Things were different here, there was no doubt at all.
He was tired of being called, skinny and small.

So he started to eat, much much more food,
And others would join him, while he bathed in the nude.

The thing about Link, which most of us know,
He's a little bit off, he's not one with the flow.

So what has Link learned, in all his time here?
How to live on his own, and drink lots of beer.

- Keith

Before Kansai Invasion, I went to Anton's with Keith and Tongxin, and met up with Billy and Vincent there... Tongxin thought it would be fun if we all wrote anonymous letters to each other (written in advance), saying, well, whatever we wanted... her original idea was to have it kinda sentimental, since she was going to be leaving Japan and probably wouldn't see us all together for a long time. And Keith wrote me a poem!

That night (Wednesday) was fun, we played a game kinda like Broken Telephone mixed with pictionary. One person would write a caption, then the next person would draw the picture of it, and hide the caption, next person would write a new caption, cover the picture, and so on...
Conan the Barbarian does indeed protect his Jam Jars.

More on Kansai Invasion to come... including all nighter at JJs, Universal Studios Japan, Party at Anton's, and CJP invasion of the Monkey Park! But I'm a little tired, and still have to write my weekly report for last week, and my resume, and study for Japanese, and make second dinner, and finish cleaning my room, and eventually get to bed.